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moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(Source: totalhunk, via hate)

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

(via thesirensaresingingyourname)

twigwise:

unoetrino:

UNSTOPPABLE.

nyoom

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

(via heybrister)

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via thisislivingproof)

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

(via mother-rucker)

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

(via thisbunatopmyhead)

kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

nation-of-homeskillets:

NoOO

the-frostiest-of-butts:

lunabase:

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas

(Source: momblood, via ramennooodles)

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via ramennooodles)