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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota, via dom-sexual)

shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

(via stuffwhetheryoulikeitornot)

rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I was the happiest person of the world

(via crystallized-teardrops)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via stuffwhetheryoulikeitornot)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via hate)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via thesirensaresingingyourname)

conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

(via stuffwhetheryoulikeitornot)